Comedy Is Life.

dailytweets:

rt for 10 years of good luck

cleffairie:

falloutboy:

this bird wants to dance like uma thurman

THIS is the kind to top brand web content i was looking for when i followed you guys and i haven’t been disappointed since

briannathestrange:

And, above all, a princess STRIVES for… well… perfection.

yourbigsisnissi:

Yes, being in a relationship will show you all the issues that you have. But once it comes out that you have issues, they aren’t for your partner to fix, they are for you to fix. Realize you have anger issues? Work it out, don’t take it out in your partner. Realize you have trust issues? Work it out, don’t burden your partner with that. Realize you have insecurities? Work on your self esteem, don’t expect your partner to validate your existence.

Your commitment to your partner is also a commitment to work on yourself. They work on them, you work on you, and you both come together committed to giving your best. And of course, things happen. Sometimes your best also includes mess. But the important thing is to not make it a habit that the person you’re with is someone you use to heal you. That’s not right.

amor:

My phone: *incoming call*
Me: 🔫👀

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

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yallbetternotdeletemyshit:

yallbetternotdeletemyshit:

juelzsantanabandana:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMFAOO

This shit has me dying still

thechristianna321:

cumber-bitches:

Just found some waffles on the pancake tag

4chan has gone too far